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Why Snowboarding is better than Skiing

funktopia — Tue, 26 May 2009 12:01:49 +0000

FACT

Every story has a beginning, this is just the middle

funktopia — Tue, 26 May 2009 10:46:47 +0000

Hey Peter, whaaats happening… So im going to need those TPS reports to have the new cover sheet on. Didn’t you get the memo?

Basically I will be restarting this blog amid the “downtime” I now spend in my place of work.

I will focus on the important things in life once more with the sense of equanimity.

In the meantime, check out these links to see more:

IT BEGINS ANEW!

funktopia — Tue, 26 May 2009 10:12:38 +0000

Im happy to say that I have decided to start up again.

Watch this space, it will be big.
PEACE

MBP

funktopia — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:09:39 +0000

pimpin women like I do words

funktopia — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:06:02 +0000

Ill be livin’ literature.

Yeah so, I havent updated in awhile, things have been moving in a perpetual motion and i cant escape. For that I appologise. Needless to say when things have calmed down, expect more.

Actually dont expect anything, that way when the unexpected thing you expected happens, then because of your pre-expected-ness training in the unexpected, you will actually expect it. Even when you dont.

And if you didnt follow that, heres a picture of a dog

Racooooooooooon

funktopia — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 19:14:43 +0000

Who knows man?

funktopia — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 21:23:14 +0000

Ok well im slightly pissed off… Having to write this whole post again…FUCK YOU WORDP3SS!

Back on point…. Hi, I really should update everyone. No job yet, a few interviews coming up. One tomorrow but I have no idea what its for..That should be fun. Whats the worst that can happen? They can blacklist me and say no. Actually that would be trerrible. That would destroy me. But its not my fault. Its society. Goddam society…Plus its too hot to do anything other that BASK. Right?

Firstly, back (briefly) to Whistler. Having found a CD with many many pictures on it was a huge boost to an otherwise uneventful day. Thanks again to Graz for his artwork…I was feeling frustrated with women and that gave me a boost to find. I wont get into women problems, they are stubborn when they want to be and I dont have the time to deal with it. Ill just Jib that Shit. Enjoy:

Jib it baby…

The old work group sans Alex,Finn,Billy,Dom…loads really. L-R. Me,Lindsay,Cindy,Scott,Rhett,Simone

Sometimes it jsut has to be said, right, shamu?

Back to business, My BIRTHDAY is coming up in 2 weeks! Should be good fun again…might go somewhere nice in London, maybe hit a new club in Brentwood, might even hit the snowdome again in MK (5th, bitch…)

But before all that, Im going to see the (insert superlative here) Dennis Bergkamp on his last game ever. Tributre to one of the greatest players. EVER. Emirates stadium, VIP treatment, Testimonial atmos…Cant wait!

Better be off. Peep Show had finally downloaded and I intend to watch this, the greatest of great shows, possibly rivaling Scrubs?

Peace out bloggers.

P.S. I rock at 21′s

.etadpU modnaR

funktopia — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 17:55:09 +0000

Firstly, my good friend has said his final goodbye. This is a sad point but I wish him well.

Onto other things,namely, I wish my good friend M4TT all the best in his speedy recovery from a brawl outside the local nightclub. I wont get into details, but m4tt claims she was huge and a had a mean left hook.

Thirdly, my job hunt as been poor thus far. I have had 1 interview and im keeping my fingers crossed for that one. Ok so i havent applied myself as well or indeed as much as I could have done. But with the World Cup and the sunny weather and this that and the other, just no time. Get off my back, man.

Italy did do well though. I thought they were gonna do France to be fair. I dont rate the penalty system. Ruins football. Maybe after 3 hours of play and still no goal, THEN penalties. I mean, we play for many hours in the midday sun as fresh youths, and these professionals cant go longer than 120 minutes? Come down and play a rousing game of Wembly doubles with us and see real heart. And real tears. And real vomit.

Song of the moment : Dreamlife of Rand McNally – Jason Mraz

I really should start going out more. Havent done so for a while now. Saving money for a future jaunt to Canada is proving difficult at £3 saving a day. Plus I dont actually have £3 a day to put away. So I now owe myself a whopping £262.

I ran out of the zenith of cereals the other day. I must buy more. Never tried any? Do so. It blows Crunchy Nut out of the milk sotospeak.

Thats all for now, mainly because I recorded Die Hard – With a Vengance last night and im groin-grabbingly excited about watching it again.

LATAY

Situational Awareness

funktopia — Mon, 03 Jul 2006 09:43:52 +0000

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're pissed

Hotness

funktopia — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 22:29:32 +0000

Fantastic news in the form of feeling well came to me today as i awoke, not with a sniffle, but with the gift of actually being able to smell how bad my room has been festering over the last few days.

Well some scented candles later, all is well.

Except for the fact that at 11:29pm, the temperature outside is a whopping 24C. Now thats just not right.