Why Snowboarding is better than Skiing May 26, 2009
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FACT
Every story has a beginning, this is just the middle May 26, 2009
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Hey Peter, whaaats happening… So im going to need those TPS reports to have the new cover sheet on. Didn’t you get the memo?
Basically I will be restarting this blog amid the “downtime” I now spend in my place of work.
I will focus on the important things in life once more with the sense of equanimity.
In the meantime, check out these links to see more:
IT BEGINS ANEW! May 26, 2009
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Im happy to say that I have decided to start up again.
Watch this space, it will be big.
PEACE
pimpin women like I do words September 20, 2006
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Ill be livin’ literature.
Yeah so, I havent updated in awhile, things have been moving in a perpetual motion and i cant escape. For that I appologise. Needless to say when things have calmed down, expect more.
Actually dont expect anything, that way when the unexpected thing you expected happens, then because of your pre-expected-ness training in the unexpected, you will actually expect it. Even when you dont.
And if you didnt follow that, heres a picture of a dog
Who knows man? July 20, 2006
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Ok well im slightly pissed off… Having to write this whole post again…FUCK YOU WORDP3SS!
Back on point…. Hi, I really should update everyone. No job yet, a few interviews coming up. One tomorrow but I have no idea what its for..That should be fun. Whats the worst that can happen? They can blacklist me and say no. Actually that would be trerrible. That would destroy me. But its not my fault. Its society. Goddam society…Plus its too hot to do anything other that BASK. Right?
.etadpU modnaR July 10, 2006
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Firstly, my good friend has said his final goodbye. This is a sad point but I wish him well.
Onto other things,namely, I wish my good friend M4TT all the best in his speedy recovery from a brawl outside the local nightclub. I wont get into details, but m4tt claims she was huge and a had a mean left hook.
Thirdly, my job hunt as been poor thus far. I have had 1 interview and im keeping my fingers crossed for that one. Ok so i havent applied myself as well or indeed as much as I could have done. But with the World Cup and the sunny weather and this that and the other, just no time. Get off my back, man.
Situational Awareness July 3, 2006
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Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same
speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size
as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter
flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also
travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Hotness July 2, 2006
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Fantastic news in the form of feeling well came to me today as i awoke, not with a sniffle, but with the gift of actually being able to smell how bad my room has been festering over the last few days.
Well some scented candles later, all is well.
Except for the fact that at 11:29pm, the temperature outside is a whopping 24C. Now thats just not right.
